movie lines i find funny

Before i head to bed, i have to post a funny movie line - this is from The Three Amigos - hilarious stuff:

El Guapo is on his way.
Someday the people of this village will have to face El Guapo.
We might as well do it now.
In a way, all of us have an El Guapo to face someday.
For some, shyness might be their El Guapo.
For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo.
For us...
El Guapo is a big dangerous guy who wants to kill us.

(this from - http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts/t/three-amigos-script-transcript-chase.html )